jetbag:

me: im going to fucking stab you

straight white boy: haha then what? ;) 

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barackinaroundthechristmastree:

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

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  • Homework: A
  • Classwork: A
  • Project: A
  • Test: F
  • Final grade: F

iguanamouth:

last year one night me and my old roommates were all playing twister and mike was on the spinner and halfway through the game he kind of mumbled to himself “i sure hope im calling these right” and then everyone in the room simultaneously remembered that mike was colorblind

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